Adobe Creative Cloud doesn’t work for me at all!

In fact, the only application in the entire suite that will launch is Bridge CC. Every single app has a different problem when it launches, but none of them will launch.

Premiere Pro has dynamiclinkmanager quit again and again and again, so often that I can’t do anything until I can manage to force quit Premiere.
Photoshop launches quickly, but then sends me to a broken web site, and freezes and starts the dynamiclinkmanager quitting.
After Effects says it can’t change the name of some file and quits!
I have restarted, fixed permissions, logged in and out of Creative Cloud, run Diskwarrior and Tech Tool Pro, and no joy.
And with my 72 hour work week, I don’t have time to call Adobe right now and talk to their incomprehensible Indian Tech Support.
I run a MacPro 4,1 running the latest OS 10.8.4, and CS6 runs just fine. Did they even test CC? WTF! Why am I am a member of Creative Cloud? They better fix this fast!

Adobe CC Creative Cloud is out now!

Head over to Adobe web site and the whole suite is out now, or if you are already a subscriber open up Adobe Application Manager and download the new Creative Cloud Suite. On a mac it is now installed from a menu item, which links to coming soon features like Font Installation and your Creative Cloud storage as well as Behance.

It is still $50 a month with a year subscription, but you can find deals to get $30 a month for your first year.